Health And Safety Rebel Gifts

'Are you sure these are the new regulation seat belts?.'

'There's always one.'

'Our fry cook used to be a tightrope walker. He works without a hairnet.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Cafe Burns.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

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"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Halloween health & safety.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

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"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

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Snowman wearing a mask

"Better safe than sorry, son."