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'Are you sure these are the new regulation seat belts?.'

'There's always one.'

'Our fry cook used to be a tightrope walker. He works without a hairnet.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Cafe Burns.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

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Halloween health & safety.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

Net Neutrality

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"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Snowman wearing a mask

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Better safe than sorry, son."

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."