Safety Rebel T-Shirts

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

Run with a Scissors in Your Hand

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

A souped up car...

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

The hall of bad ideas.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Upload Filter

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

The New Square Mile Regulator.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

"It's improv night."

Net Neutrality

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

GDPR compliant

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

Driverless Car

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

Federally Guidelined