Cleaning Rebel Gifts

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

Ironing day.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

The household cavalry

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Fumes from furniture

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Tough Teddies

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

The New Square Mile Regulator.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Australian punk

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Sunday.

The Surly Yoof

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!