Cleaning Rebel Mugs

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

The household cavalry

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Tough Teddies

Fumes from furniture

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Australian punk

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

The Surly Yoof

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

The New Square Mile Regulator.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Sunday.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."