Compliance Rebel Mugs

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

Upload Filter

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

The New Square Mile Regulator.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Net Neutrality

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

GDPR compliant

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

When Policy Fails Try Thinking,

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

Covid Garbage Dump

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

Federally Guidelined