Tidiness Rebel Mugs

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"He's great at keeping our litter box clean. I just wish he would do the same with his computer."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

The Messy Sink

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

"Before you go inside, give me a chance to explain the mess ..."

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.