Tidy Rebels Mugs

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Categories are the key to organizing.

Cleaning Lockers.

A man with a rake on a desert island

G.P.S. For the Home

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

Is clutter necessary?

"I've had enough of your garbage."

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

Please pick up after your kid