Tidy Bear Mugs

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"You left this on our ship."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'At lone at last.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Resourceful toddler

A baby playing on a grand piano

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Teddy Time Bears

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Teddy and friends.

Childlike love

Busy day

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Teddy Bear

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Child in a bear suit.

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I can change! I swear!'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Tough Teddies

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...