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'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"You left this on our ship."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'At lone at last.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Resourceful toddler

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

A baby playing on a grand piano

"It's his emotional support animal."

Teddy Time Bears

Childlike love

Busy day

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Teddy and friends.

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Child in a bear suit.

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'I can change! I swear!'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Tough Teddies

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.