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"You left this on our ship."

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Resourceful toddler

Bear Hugging Season Open

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Childlike love

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Busy day

Teddy Time Bears

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Teddy and friends.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Child in a bear suit.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Teddy Bear

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I can change! I swear!'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'