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Wife and 6 kids to support (plus 8 Teddy Bears)

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"You left this on our ship."

Bear Costume

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Resourceful toddler

Bear Hugging Season Open

"It's his emotional support animal."

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

Childlike love

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Teddy and friends.

Busy day

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Teddy Time Bears

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Teddy Bear

Child in a bear suit.

'I can change! I swear!'