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Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'I can change! I swear!'

'We'll never guess her password.'

"You're fine, but your teddy bear can't come in until he's properly vetted."

'I can't eat anything, I'm stuffed.'

Jack and the Beanie stock.

'Spring must be coming, Ben's getting a little strange with his teddy bear.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

Scared 26 year old

"My teddy bear performed our wedding ceremony an hour ago, Mommy...so who do Joey and I see to get a divorce?"

In case of bear market

"Soldier, you're out of uniform ..."

'So, tell me about your childhood...'

Teddy Bears' Dinner Party

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

Late night teddy reading

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."

"I see here, Walters, you started with the firm when you were very young."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"Wow, you really think I'm a good doctor and not totally insane? Thanks, Mr. Snuggles!"

"I can get you the grant, but not that little Teddy bear."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"M'lud, my client is willing to plead guilty to manslaughter if you'll drop the charges for stealing the teddy."

"Not your chord! The chute! Pull the chute!"

Napoleon with his Teddy Bear

"No, Tuesday is the teddy bears clinic."

"You will meet a small blonde who dribbles and you will fall in love."

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was my first love."

Teddy Bear

Teddy bears dine out: STUFFING!

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Child in a bear suit.

"It's lonely at the top, that's why!"