Teddy Bear Enthusiast Gifts

'I can change! I swear!'

'We'll never guess her password.'

"You're fine, but your teddy bear can't come in until he's properly vetted."

'I can't eat anything, I'm stuffed.'

Jack and the Beanie stock.

'Spring must be coming, Ben's getting a little strange with his teddy bear.'

In case of bear market

"My teddy bear performed our wedding ceremony an hour ago, Mommy...so who do Joey and I see to get a divorce?"

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

Scared 26 year old

Teddy Bears' Dinner Party

'So, tell me about your childhood...'

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

"Soldier, you're out of uniform ..."

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"I said come alone."

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

"I see here, Walters, you started with the firm when you were very young."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

"Wow, you really think I'm a good doctor and not totally insane? Thanks, Mr. Snuggles!"

"I can get you the grant, but not that little Teddy bear."

"Wait! So this is really A THING?"

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was my first love."

"Not your chord! The chute! Pull the chute!"

Alas but only a few people master the perfect pick up line

Teddy Bears for all trades

"It's lonely at the top, that's why!"

Child in a bear suit.

Teddy bears dine out: STUFFING!

Woman takes off her shirt in front of a blindfolded teddybear.

"You will meet a small blonde who dribbles and you will fall in love."

"No, Tuesday is the teddy bears clinic."