Teddy Bear Fanatic Gifts

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

Late night teddy reading

"You left this on our ship."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Bear Costume

Boy and Bear and Monster

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Resourceful toddler

Bear Hugging Season Open

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"It's his emotional support animal."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Teddy and friends.

Childlike love

Busy day

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Teddy Time Bears

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Child in a bear suit.

Teddy Bear

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom