Teddy Bears Gifts

His and Hers In Case of Emergency

"It's a remote huggy bear to help us through social distancing."

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

I've seen thousands of picnics, but this one was special: It was a Teddy Bears' picnic...

"Welcome to my TED talk."

"When I was about five, I pretended my teddy bear was my boyfriend. . . after the guys I've dated here, I think teddy was a better choice!"

"It's a little stuffy in here, don't you think?"

"Why do humans think there's no difference between eyes and buttons?"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Teddy organ grinder

You're giving me the creeps by using ventriloquism to make those bears talk. Me? I thought you were doing it.

Pirate with Teddy instead of Parrot

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

Late night teddy reading

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Alien Arcade

"You left this on our ship."

Bear Costume

Boy and Bear and Monster

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Resourceful toddler

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"It's his emotional support animal."

A baby playing on a grand piano

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Teddy and friends.

Teddy Time Bears

Childlike love

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

Busy day