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"We had a bad dream about North Korea."

"I also invented merchandising!"

Soldiers with Teddy Bears

Goldie, take the teddy bear's place now.

'I've seen thousands of picnics, but this one was special: It was a Teddy Bears' picnic...'

Bearfaced Lie.

"Admit it Dave, your eyesight is getting worse: You've just snatched a kid's Teddy Bear..."

Cute Yellow Bear

Late night teddy reading

"You left this on our ship."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Bear Costume

Boy and Bear and Monster

Resourceful toddler

'At lone at last.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Bear Hugging Season Open

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"It's his emotional support animal."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Busy day

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Childlike love

Teddy Time Bears

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

Teddy and friends.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Teddy Bear

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'