Teddy Bear Caretaker T-Shirts

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Late night teddy reading

Bear Costume

"You left this on our ship."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Resourceful toddler

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Bear Hugging Season Open

"It's his emotional support animal."

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

Busy day

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Childlike love

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Teddy and friends.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Teddy Time Bears

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Teddy Bear

Child in a bear suit.