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'I like him. He's a good listener.'

Late night teddy reading

"You left this on our ship."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'At lone at last.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Resourceful toddler

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

A baby playing on a grand piano

"It's his emotional support animal."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Busy day

Teddy Time Bears

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Childlike love

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

Teddy and friends.

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Child in a bear suit.

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Teddy Bear

'I can change! I swear!'