Teddy Bear Therapist T-Shirts

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Bear Costume

"You left this on our ship."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Resourceful toddler

Bear Hugging Season Open

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"It's his emotional support animal."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Childlike love

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Busy day

Teddy Time Bears

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Teddy and friends.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Child in a bear suit.

Teddy Bear

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I can change! I swear!'