Teddy Bear Guardian T-Shirts

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Late night teddy reading

Bear Costume

"You left this on our ship."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'At lone at last.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Resourceful toddler

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Bear Hugging Season Open

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"It's his emotional support animal."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Busy day

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

Childlike love

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Teddy and friends.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Teddy Time Bears

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Child in a bear suit.

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

'I can change! I swear!'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."