Teddy Bear Protector T-Shirts

Ransom note - Send 50p or your teddy loses his ears

Late night teddy reading

"You left this on our ship."

Bear Costume

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'At lone at last.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Resourceful toddler

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

A baby playing on a grand piano

"It's his emotional support animal."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Busy day

Teddy Time Bears

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Childlike love

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

Teddy and friends.

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Child in a bear suit.

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Teddy Bear

'I can change! I swear!'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim