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Lifesaver for Captain and his Teddy

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"You left this on our ship."

Boy and Bear and Monster

'At lone at last.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Busy day

Acme Toys Ltd

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

I can't bear to be without you.

"He's just a big softy really"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"We forgot his Teddy bear."

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

Man reads folk tales to his teddy bear.

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

Hotel teddy for hire

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

Dog and Teddy bear Kennels

"Of course he's drunk. He's a teddy bear, he's drinking teddy beer... and in case you haven't noticed, this is a teddy bar!"

"It's a little stuffy in here, don't you think?"