Teddy Guardian Gifts

Lifesaver for Captain and his Teddy

Late night teddy reading

"You left this on our ship."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'At lone at last.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Acme Toys Ltd

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Busy day

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

I can't bear to be without you.

"He's just a big softy really"

"I have hugging issues."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"We forgot his Teddy bear."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

Man reads folk tales to his teddy bear.

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

Hotel teddy for hire

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

Dog and Teddy bear Kennels

"It's a little stuffy in here, don't you think?"