Teddy Aficionado T-Shirts

Teddy for each day of the week

'Did you break the head off my teddy?'

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Bear Costume

"You left this on our ship."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Bear Hugging Season Open

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Resourceful toddler

A baby playing on a grand piano

"It's his emotional support animal."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

Childlike love

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Teddy Time Bears

Busy day

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Acme Toys Ltd

Teddy and friends.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Child in a bear suit.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Teddy Bear

'I can change! I swear!'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'