Tidy Turtle Mugs

I hope you'll buy non-wrinkle shirts in the future!

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

The Stripper

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Cleaning Lockers.

G.P.S. For the Home

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

"I've had enough of your garbage."

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'

Please pick up after your kid

'I value order above all.'

Minimalist Japanese junk shop

"Nice shell!"

Desert Island Slob.