Tidy Turtle Gifts

I hope you'll buy non-wrinkle shirts in the future!

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

The household cavalry

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The Stripper

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Cleaning Lockers.

G.P.S. For the Home

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'

"I've had enough of your garbage."

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

Please pick up after your kid

This magazine has terrific ideas on de-cluttering. Let's hear. Start with just on pile. But which? How about this one? Good choice. It's magazines with terrific articles on de-cluttering. Next: magazines with bad articles!

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

'I value order above all.'

Minimalist Japanese junk shop

"Nice shell!"