Tidy Islander Gifts

A man with a rake on a desert island

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

The household cavalry

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaning Lockers.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

The Movers - Decluttering

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

My mum is very houseproud.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

"I've had enough of your garbage."