Tidy Islander Gifts

A man with a rake on a desert island

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

Sweep the board.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaning Lockers.

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

The Movers - Decluttering

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

My mum is very houseproud.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

"I've had enough of your garbage."

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

Is clutter necessary?