Tidy Illusionist Gifts

Webcam Deception.

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

Sweep the board.

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Desert Island Raking

The Movers - Decluttering

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'May I tidy up the infield?'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

I think it's time to clean the basement.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Clearing Away Christmas

And it stores easily under your bed...

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."