Tidy Illusionist Mugs

Webcam Deception.

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

A man with a rake on a desert island

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

The Movers - Decluttering

Desert Island Raking

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'May I tidy up the infield?'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Clearing Away Christmas

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

And it stores easily under your bed...

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."