Tidy Survivalist Gifts

Desert Island Slob.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

The household cavalry

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

A man with a rake on a desert island

Cleaning Lockers.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

The Movers - Decluttering

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

'May I tidy up the infield?'

I think it's time to clean the basement.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

And it stores easily under your bed...

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

Objets D'Angst

Is clutter necessary?

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.