Tidy Titan Gifts

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"Our son's clutter has its own zip code."

The household cavalry

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

Please pick up after your kid

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"She sits there unsuspectingly as the dust bunny lurks nearby...he he he."

'I value order above all.'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

Minimalist Japanese junk shop

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Cleaning Lockers.

'I'm glad you finally climbed out of the primordial ooze, but did you have to come straight into my living room?'

'My business is picking up, too!'

"Those are my books on tidying up."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

A man with a rake on a desert island

G.P.S. For the Home

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"