Tidy Tiler Gifts

'I hope you don't mind. My wife is fussy about our funiture.'

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

Sweep the board.

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Categories are the key to organizing.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaning Lockers.

A man with a rake on a desert island

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

The Movers - Decluttering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

Desert Island Raking

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

Kitchen Tiling.

Clearing Away Christmas

The murphy desk

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."