Tiler Gifts

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

Manager of Happy Tiles with 'Grin' and 'Grout' files.

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

Kitchen Tiling.

Rep-Tiles.

"Don't get me wrong, you're a good tiler but maybe you should go back to your old job..."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Records?

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"Most projects require three hands."

Tips encouraged by ATM machine.

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'OK, give him the money but we'll need to hold onto the gun as collateral.'

'Taking the concept of 'Bank Holiday' a bit literally aren't we. . .?

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

"Just a few hundred to tide me over 'til this Y2K thing is over."

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Next bank please.

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Scrapyard Worker

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

"Darling, size is not important!"

"That's right mister...It's a Shtick-up!"

'I've just bought a freezer.'