Tower Tilter Gifts

Workaholic goes to Pisa

Pisa and Son Architects - all the men have lopsided heads.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Scientists building a tower

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"Most projects require three hands."

"Seriously?"

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

Kitchen Tiling.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Rep-Tiles.

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

Scrapyard Worker

Third-Floor Rapunzel

Straightening up.

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

'No need to call me Mr. Bigge, T. M. We're all on a first and second initial basis around here.'

Writer's Plough

Yeoman of the Guard

"Darling, size is not important!"

Visitor points out Tower of Pisa is leaning. Official replies, 'I think that's always how it's been'.

Hair trigger