Tower Tilting Enthusiasts Gifts

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Rapunzcow

Curtsey

Scientists building a tower

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

"Seriously?"

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

'So what do you do?'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Third-Floor Rapunzel

'Beware of Falling Rocks.'

'I've just become a pensioner so I've put a down payment on my own hospital trolley.'

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

Visitor points out Tower of Pisa is leaning. Official replies, 'I think that's always how it's been'.

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

House for sale - very cheap!

'I know it's slow tonight, but surely you can find something to do more useful than learning to spin plates?'

"I apply for a grant and all they give me is a big ball and a small ball. Here's what I think of them."

Pulling the BT tower down.

"The tops are always the tricky bit."

"I like it, Eiffel. Maybe a tad taller though?"

Twirling Dancer

Pisa and Son Architects - all the men have lopsided heads.