Tower Tourist Gifts

'So what do you do?'

"I'm scared of heights. . ! !"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Bradley Wiggins

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Rapunzcow

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

'...Do not feed the bears'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Scientists building a tower

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Portalouvre

Whale Watch Tours.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'