Tower Tourist Gifts

'So what do you do?'

"I'm scared of heights. . ! !"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Snowmen Around The World...

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Bradley Wiggins

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Rapunzcow

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'...Do not feed the bears'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Scientists building a tower

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Portalouvre

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Easter Island Rock Climber

Whale Watch Tours.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."