Tourist Titans Gifts

Snowmen Around The World...

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I love Museum Shops

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'...Do not feed the bears'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Portalouvre

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

Bashful Royal Guard

"You gotta love this city, right?"

Nelson.

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.