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Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

I love Museum Shops

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'...Do not feed the bears'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

Portalouvre

Bashful Royal Guard

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"You gotta love this city, right?"

Nelson.

"It's okay, but I wouldn't say it's idyllic!"

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

Le Roi Kong

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'