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'Bloody 4WDs!'

"He likes it."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Shopping Trolley

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

'I've just become a pensioner so I've put a down payment on my own hospital trolley.'

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"You've been under that car for hours, dear, and you promised to go shopping with me!"

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

Trolley Rage.

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

Shopping fatigue.

Parking for Compact Cars.

Hospital Stores - "We'll have to clear out stores more often, I've just found this machine for 'ye casting out of devils'."

Attn. shoppers beware suppermarket trolls

"Nobody cares about my other trolley problems."

"See, Jimmy? If they give a big tax cut to the wealthy, those guys'll feel good and have us come fix their roof and stuff."

Hoard

To avoid a messy disengagement tussle, Roy simply played the hand he was dealt. . .

"I couldn't get them apart. Will five trolleys be alright?"

"Of course I put a coin in - just put your backs into it!"

'Return shopping carts here and there.'