Sporting Tourist Gifts

Easter Island Football Goal

I like the Jets...I guess

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Snowmen Around The World...

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

David and Goliath.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

Theater or football.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'