Sporting Tourist Mugs

Easter Island Football Goal

I like the Jets...I guess

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

Theater or football.

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.