Vacationing Sports Fanatic Gifts

"Goodness, Bert, can't you forget the Yankees for 14 days!"

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Go team!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

350 Feet.

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Hockey Season.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Mohamed Salah

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'