Tower Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Two men with very low slung trousers assessing the leaning tower of Pisa; 'No way is that going to fall down anytime soon.'

Visitor points out Tower of Pisa is leaning. Official replies, 'I think that's always how it's been'.

House for sale - very cheap!

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

'Apparently you can oversee 6 counties from the top.'

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

Scientists building a tower

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Hoodie Hang-out

King Kongs first christmas

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Rapunzcow

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Real Estate Depression

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"It does make a statement."

Bell ringer.

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"Seriously?"

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

ACME Mutton Co.

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

TRUMP

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."