Tower Aficionado Gifts

"I like it, Eiffel. Maybe a tad taller though?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Hoodie Hang-out

King Kongs first christmas

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Rapunzcow

Scientists building a tower

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Real Estate Depression

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"Seriously?"

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"It does make a statement."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

ACME Mutton Co.

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

"You rang?"

TRUMP

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

'I'm not sure precisely what I do, but I know I've got to be on the fifty-second floor...'

'So what do you do?'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

WICKERMANHATTAN

In the Bow Tower rental office

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'