Tiling Gifts

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Manager of Happy Tiles with 'Grin' and 'Grout' files.

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crotchet

Stephen King

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

Quilt fanatic

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

Quilting Bee.

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'I wonder if they have any with water filters?'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Kitchen Tiling.

Rep-Tiles.

Blake's Sealant.

Make do and mend

"If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt."

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

"Nana" Technology

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

'If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt.'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'