Tower Toppler Gifts

"I apply for a grant and all they give me is a big ball and a small ball. Here's what I think of them."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Ice Skater

Rapunzcow

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Scientists building a tower

Workaholic goes to Pisa

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Seriously?"

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

'So what do you do?'

Astronomical observations.

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Third-Floor Rapunzel

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

'Would you like to start with a drink, a menu, or my gratuity.'

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

Yeoman of the Guard

"The Christmas tree fairy is socially distancing."

'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?'

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

Visitor points out Tower of Pisa is leaning. Official replies, 'I think that's always how it's been'.

Pulling the BT tower down.

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

House for sale - very cheap!

"I sure will be glad when all police departments have been disbanded or defunded. . . all the confederate statues are gone. . . then we all will get along."

"The tops are always the tricky bit."