Tower Tugger Gifts

Pulling the BT tower down.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

MUM! I'll take the dog for a walk!

Rapunzcow

Scientists building a tower

Workaholic goes to Pisa

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"Seriously?"

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'So what do you do?'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

In the Bow Tower rental office

Third-Floor Rapunzel

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Straightening up.

'Beware of Falling Rocks.'

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

Yeoman of the Guard

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

Visitor points out Tower of Pisa is leaning. Official replies, 'I think that's always how it's been'.

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

House for sale - very cheap!

"I apply for a grant and all they give me is a big ball and a small ball. Here's what I think of them."

"The tops are always the tricky bit."

Watch Tower strip 1 - Kettle instead of helmet on

"I like it, Eiffel. Maybe a tad taller though?"