Tower Guard Gifts

Watch Tower strip 1 - Kettle instead of helmet on

"He likes it."

dog vs UFO...

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Rapunzcow

"Beware of God"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Scientists building a tower

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

Bashful Royal Guard

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

"All it says is 'DON'T WALK.' When you think about it, that still leaves a world of possibilities, Baby!"

Little deers

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Dignity and Impudence.

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"