Tower Tuner Gifts

Straightening up.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Rapunzcow

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Scientists building a tower

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Trumpet

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Piano-Tuning Bar

Tune Up Shop.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

Is TV Dumbing Down? PRESS ON SWITCH

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

In the Bow Tower rental office

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Tuna's here John.'

'Beware of Falling Rocks.'

Predatory Pianos.

Piano tuner with an assistant.

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

What's that fish doing up there? Didn't you tell me to send for a piano tuna?